I find myself telling odd lies sometimes. Part is to amuse myself and part is because it makes life easier. It is amazing how many inquiries Indians have in the span of just a few seconds.
My most frequent lies:
--Yes, I am with friends. They are waiting for me over there.
--Yes, I have been to India many times before.
--I am from Canada.
--My name is Steven (Stephanie is apparently difficult to pronounce)
--Yes, I have a boyfriend.
--I am married.
I think I will keep a running list of lies. I might even try to make them more complex. I love games and we all know I love fabricating stories about myself.
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Perhaps you could study shark personalities?
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